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Ansem. I need to talk to you.

[By this point, Integra's Green Requiem has either been released or destroyed, likely the latter considering who her guardians. She has been thinking on this for the better part of the day, finally penning a open ended start of a conversation to the man in question to see what sort of answers she would get. This was a good place to start, perhaps, considering as far as she thought he knew, 'Sir Hellsing' could of simply seen it over the network and made the connection.]

It seems someone has taken to taming your kind and passing them out, Ansem. -Sir Hellsing

I am surprised you do no already know about such.

It was only what I had seen over the NV Network last night, a small and green being unlike the ones you showed before. Someone mentioned that it was a Heartless, which caught my eye.

[Lying, of course, but then again who would of thought he would of hit such luck with giving a child such a thing?]

[Indeed. But he can't give that away yet.]

It seems like you do. Can Heartless actually be tamed?

[Ah, here we go.]

Are there many types of Heartless?

And you rule over all of them, impressive.

Still, you have to be stronger than the rest of them to keep such a position.

A fact?

Unsurprising. Most things are stronger than humans, they just tend to be less numerous.

[Ring, ring. Pick up, your former host is not very pleased with you.]

[When is he ever? However, promptly picking up.]

Yes?

Whoever it is you're bothering, knock it off.

[Someone contacted him about Integra but no names were mentioned. Riku has no idea it's her.]

[There is a sharp chirp from the NV as the message records. And then, Xemnas is heard.

Except...it doesn't sound right.]

Arrr. One normal call needs be requested...

[Another pause. From the NV, the message now focuses back on Ansem.]

...We have some matters t' go over, aye. Return th' call whenever ye can.

[...He isn't about to facepalm over this. He is not. Still, he will call.]

[♪ YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ♪

Xemnas shoots a look at the device. The NV complies.]

Aye?

[Xemnas, you are better at computers than this. At least find a way around the filter.]

You wished to speak?

[But the NV loves it so.]

That be the point o' this speakin', arr.

Blasted NV, stow this nonsense an' let me speak plainly.

[The NV chrrs, refusing to budge.]

Do I need to reprogram it for you?

[The NV screeches. SCREECH. It doesn't like that word. A quick jumbling noise crawls across its soundboard, with some 'yarrs' and 'arrs' bumbling out.]

...Is that better? Am I actually speaking regularly on that end?

[Ow. That screech was loud.]

...Yes. You are.

Good. I wanted to discuss this without the use of horrible phonetics and grammar.

[There's a dramatic pause.]

It is about the cat.

What about her?

[...Xemnas, seriously? You made a serious-sounding call to ask about the kitten?]

[Yes. Because he can.]

She has made life rather difficult of late.

Is it...normal for cats to get into every single matter one needs to work on?

Only if they are not given any attention.

[...Really, Xemnas? Do you really fail that badly at caring for things?]

...I see.

[It's not like he wanted to have that task in the first place!!]

That is all it needs?

Besides food, water, up-to-date medical care and a litter box, no.

[It'll be good for you, Xemnas.]

[What good is a cat? It's a distraction, that's what.]

Seriously? I here I thought felines were suppose to be independent.

[ Hey.

Hey, Ansem.

Answer your NV. ]

[And he will, sounding both tired and annoyed.]

Yes?

[ Score! ]

Why hello there, "Ansem".

[ The joy in your voice over hearing from him is overpowering, truly. ]

Long time no see.

Do you require something?

[He has something to work on.]

So serious, dude.

[ Though he'll admit, you're not quite as bad as Xemnas in that regard. ]

How about a drink?

...You realize I cannot, truly, drink?

[Why are you bothering him!?]

Bring a heart slushie then!

For old time's sake!

[ Because he'd like to reminisce with the heart if the cooky old man, that's why. Is that so wrong? ]

...You'll not leave me be until I agree to meet you?

Bingo!

[ That smile of his is audible. ]

So how about it, then?

Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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