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 You have reached Ansem, but I am likely to not answer your call. If you have an important message, leave it. If not, then do not call me again.

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
[...He isn't about to facepalm over this. He is not. Still, he will call.]

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
[♪ YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ♪

Xemnas shoots a look at the device. The NV complies.]


Aye?

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
[Xemnas, you are better at computers than this. At least find a way around the filter.]

You wished to speak?

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
[But the NV loves it so.]

That be the point o' this speakin', arr.

Blasted NV, stow this nonsense an' let me speak plainly.

[The NV chrrs, refusing to budge.]

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
Do I need to reprogram it for you?

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
[The NV screeches. SCREECH. It doesn't like that word. A quick jumbling noise crawls across its soundboard, with some 'yarrs' and 'arrs' bumbling out.]

...Is that better? Am I actually speaking regularly on that end?

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
[Ow. That screech was loud.]

...Yes. You are.

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
Good. I wanted to discuss this without the use of horrible phonetics and grammar.

[There's a dramatic pause.]

It is about the cat.

Re: [Call]

Date: 2011-09-20 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
What about her?

[...Xemnas, seriously? You made a serious-sounding call to ask about the kitten?]

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-21 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
[Yes. Because he can.]

She has made life rather difficult of late.

Is it...normal for cats to get into every single matter one needs to work on?

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-26 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
Only if they are not given any attention.

[...Really, Xemnas? Do you really fail that badly at caring for things?]

[Call]

Date: 2011-09-26 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
...I see.

[It's not like he wanted to have that task in the first place!!]

That is all it needs?

[Call]

Date: 2011-10-02 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
Besides food, water, up-to-date medical care and a litter box, no.

[It'll be good for you, Xemnas.]

[Call]

Date: 2011-10-03 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-obsess3d.livejournal.com
[What good is a cat? It's a distraction, that's what.]

Seriously? I here I thought felines were suppose to be independent.

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