Third Report ♥ Video

[returntodarkness]

[Ansem. Is not. Happy.]

Whoever it is that signed me up on that wretched blind date had best come forward. I do not tolerate such actions.

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[limitless-land.livejournal.com]

You mean they-

[limitless-land.livejournal.com]

...

[limitless-land.livejournal.com]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

[This face, Riku. This face.]

[limitless-land.livejournal.com]

[Dude, it looks like you're trying to be angry but failing miserably.]

Dare I ask who was the poor soul that got stuck with you?

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

Someone named America.

[Shut up, he has no more angry icons.]

[limitless-land.livejournal.com]

[America--that guy who said he reads like a comic book villain?]

...You know, I almost feel sorry for you.

[Neveeeer. PLEASE TELL HIM SOMEONE FILMED THAT.]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Aww, man, even you got in on this date thing? I really missed out. [Totally missing that whole... not pleased thing. Stupid monkey.]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

I assure you, I would have given you my place in a heartbeat.

[Ansem doesn't do dates.]

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat? Turning down a fair maiden's heart like that? I'm appalled, sir!

[Pff, some people just did not know how to treat a lady.]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

Whoever said it was a lady?

1/2?

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Wait, wat.]

2/2

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, hey man, sorry. I didn't know you went that-a-way.

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't go either way. Someone signed me up for this.

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Foreign concept is what?]

... Whaaat? No, you gotta go one way or another... I mean... I guess you could go both, but... you can't go neither. [Tapping his chin.]

... How can you not go either? [It's like... trying to shove a square object through a circular whole. It just keeps getting stuck.]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

It is called asexuality--the lacking of a sexuality, in other words. And it is a viable sexuality affecting approximately one percent of the population.

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

... Hold on... hold... on. Hold the phone. Are you sitting here and telling me that in some weird one percent of the population, there are people who neither like girls or guys?

[Brain break.]

N-no way man. You've jut not... had the right lady?

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

I guarantee you. Asexuality exists. That one percent of the population is quite happy without romance or sexual relations.

[ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Zidane now gives you a completely blank stare. Concept is completely foreign, and had he known Ansem was like this, he would have been the one to sign him up.]

... That is seriously the weirdest thing I have ever heard of in all my days. Genetics, good sir, has robbed you of somethin' fantastic.

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[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Bwuahahahaha! Are you serious!? Y-You're serious, aren't you!? I-I can't believe--Oh man! I feel so sorry for the poor soul who got stuck with a stick like you! I-I think I'm gonna--

<sub>[WHEEZE--]

Kyaahaha!</sub>

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[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

[Hey, Demyx. You're officially someone on his List to Eliminate.]

He is quite fine. A rather annoying soul.

video;

[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

<sub>[So long as he goes out laughing, he'll die a happy Nobody.]

Oh man my gut--! Pffffwhy? Oh jeeze--</sub>

H-Hey, don't imply it's me, dude! I didn't sign up for any--any--_[KSNERK.] F-For any of that stuff! _{Where's Xemnas when you freakin' need him!? He's gotta hear this!}

[Video] Why were you not on my flist

[bblstudying.livejournal.com]

! Oh... you didn't sign up? I'm so sorry.

[Organizer here.]

Someone did come by and sign a lot of people up, saying their friends were too busy to do it themselves.

[Video]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

I did not. Dating is not something I enjoy.

[Video]

[bblstudying.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... I'm so sorry. May I have your name, sir? If we ever do this again, I'll be sure that you're not in the lottery.

[Because this is all she can do.]

voice;

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ A soft chuckle from the doctor. ]

I had nothing to do with it, I assure you, but I sympathize having been signed up myself.

Rather unexpectedly, may I add.

Video;

[gunsights.livejournal.com]

Cheer up, Skippy. Think of it as a way of studying the heart in its natural environment.

[Guess who may or may not have been responsible.]

1/3 MAYBE

[raincoats.livejournal.com]

[ oh ]

2/3 YEP

[raincoats.livejournal.com]

[ LMFAO ]

[raincoats.livejournal.com]

[ and then he regains his composure ... somewhat. ]

You on a date, big guy? [ snerk. ] Who's the er, "lucky" lady?