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[Ansem. Is not. Happy.]

Whoever it is that signed me up on that wretched blind date had best come forward. I do not tolerate such actions.

Date: 2011-05-01 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
Aww, man, even you got in on this date thing? I really missed out. [Totally missing that whole... not pleased thing. Stupid monkey.]

Date: 2011-05-01 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
I assure you, I would have given you my place in a heartbeat.

[Ansem doesn't do dates.]

Date: 2011-05-01 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
Whaaaat? Turning down a fair maiden's heart like that? I'm appalled, sir!

[Pff, some people just did not know how to treat a lady.]

Date: 2011-05-01 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
Whoever said it was a lady?

1/2?

Date: 2011-05-01 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
[Wait, wat.]

2/2

Date: 2011-05-01 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
Ooooh, hey man, sorry. I didn't know you went that-a-way.

Date: 2011-05-01 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
I don't go either way. Someone signed me up for this.

Date: 2011-05-01 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
[Foreign concept is what?]

... Whaaat? No, you gotta go one way or another... I mean... I guess you could go both, but... you can't go neither. [Tapping his chin.]

... How can you not go either? [It's like... trying to shove a square object through a circular whole. It just keeps getting stuck.]

Date: 2011-05-01 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
It is called asexuality--the lacking of a sexuality, in other words. And it is a viable sexuality affecting approximately one percent of the population.

Date: 2011-05-01 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
... Hold on... hold... on. Hold the phone. Are you sitting here and telling me that in some weird one percent of the population, there are people who neither like girls or guys?

[Brain break.]

N-no way man. You've jut not... had the right lady?

Date: 2011-05-01 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turntodarkness.livejournal.com
I guarantee you. Asexuality exists. That one percent of the population is quite happy without romance or sexual relations.

Date: 2011-05-01 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladiesmonkey.livejournal.com
[Zidane now gives you a completely blank stare. Concept is completely foreign, and had he known Ansem was like this, he would have been the one to sign him up.]

... That is seriously the weirdest thing I have ever heard of in all my days. Genetics, good sir, has robbed you of somethin' fantastic.

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