IC Contact: Sirenspull

[returntodarkness]

 You have reached Ansem, but I am likely to not answer your call. If you have an important message, leave it. If not, then do not call me again.

Comments

[Call]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

Do I need to reprogram it for you?

[Call]

[not-obsess3d.livejournal.com]

[The NV screeches. SCREECH. It doesn't like that word. A quick jumbling noise crawls across its soundboard, with some 'yarrs' and 'arrs' bumbling out.]

...Is that better? Am I actually speaking regularly on that end?

[Call]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

[Ow. That screech was loud.]

...Yes. You are.

[Call]

[not-obsess3d.livejournal.com]

Good. I wanted to discuss this without the use of horrible phonetics and grammar.

[There's a dramatic pause.]

It is about the cat.

Re: [Call]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

What about her?

[...Xemnas, seriously? You made a serious-sounding call to ask about the kitten?]

[Call]

[not-obsess3d.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Because he can.]

She has made life rather difficult of late.

Is it...normal for cats to get into every single matter one needs to work on?

[Call]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

Only if they are not given any attention.

[...Really, Xemnas? Do you really fail that badly at caring for things?]

[Call]

[not-obsess3d.livejournal.com]

...I see.

[It's not like he wanted to have that task in the first place!!]

That is all it needs?

[Call]

[turntodarkness.livejournal.com]

Besides food, water, up-to-date medical care and a litter box, no.

[It'll be good for you, Xemnas.]

[Call]

[not-obsess3d.livejournal.com]

[What good is a cat? It's a distraction, that's what.]

Seriously? I here I thought felines were suppose to be independent.